Because someone has to carry the gear we don’t actually have.
Declare your loyalty to a band with no van, no cables, and no tour — just vibes, code, and a terrifyingly efficient distribution model.
Front: Velvet Sundown Roadie
Back: Nothing. We travel light.
Perfect for standing near stages, saying things like “I was with them before the algorithm hit,” and pretending to adjust a nonexistent mic stand.
100% cotton. 0% practical use.
Wear it ironically, or worse — sincerely.
Because someone has to carry the gear we don’t actually have.
Declare your loyalty to a band with no van, no cables, and no tour — just vibes, code, and a terrifyingly efficient distribution model.
Front: Velvet Sundown Roadie
Back: Nothing. We travel light.
Perfect for standing near stages, saying things like “I was with them before the algorithm hit,” and pretending to adjust a nonexistent mic stand.
100% cotton. 0% practical use.
Wear it ironically, or worse — sincerely.
